But it can buy food
*Money can't buy you happiness!!*
Me with money:

Dancingqueen
[First day as a cop]
Me: Suspect is dancing naked through
downtown
Dispatch: Copy that
Me: l'll try but i'm not much of a dancer

The only way
How to eat a popsicle in a
room full of grown men:

Good old times
ED_AREA
GYSUER At CORCZT
All'ansijistrato
DALOAF

Double the fall
When you're Bi and you still can't get laid
Twice the power, double the fall

Just try it
Did you notice that after the
zombie apocalypse the men
disappeared?
This means that we are better than
them
Ok,
, bro Bite a zombie and see if it turns into a
human

Why?
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT
AND INSECTS CAN DO IT
WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!

So true
hair style that girls love
OR
hair style that girls hate
OR

I want money
Therapist: Great work, your pern
addiction is almost cured!
*credit card declines*
Therapist:

This is fact
WHAT GUYS THINK ABOUT
WHEN WOMEN DO YOGA