Swiss army is the best
Everybody makin jokes, but we lucky the Swiss never entered the World Wars:

Before he was a lizard
Mark Zuckerberg in his early childhood (1986)

3s later: I'm in
Hackers in late 90s action movies: ENCY EXIT (chuckles) I'm in

Know the difference
cafe no JAPANESE SHORTHAIR THAI SHORTHAIR AN DHAFIRWAN INDONESIAN SHORTHAIR BRITISH SHORTHAIR AMERICAN SHORTHAIR KAPWING

Annoying
Me: *trying to sleep* the 2 mosquitos the won't leave me alone: KObviously, thisis notactually happening

Fact!
They say iPhone is better than Android but i've never seen an iPhone save the universe MIR

Yes, I do
Me: Do you follow Taylor Swift? Guy: Yes Me: On Instagram? Guy; No Tank Sinatra

How Fireworks works
How different elements produce different colored firewors... Barium Caesium Magnesium Sodium Uranium Copper IG @sciencefunn hold up

So annoying
the BMW driver behind you, when the traffic light is green for 0.1 second This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

Waste time
Me, makin this meme You, reading this meme Wasting time