But it can buy food
*Money can't buy you happiness!!* Me with money:

Dancingqueen
[First day as a cop] Me: Suspect is dancing naked through downtown Dispatch: Copy that Me: l'll try but i'm not much of a dancer

The only way
How to eat a popsicle in a room full of grown men:

Good old times
ED_AREA GYSUER At CORCZT All'ansijistrato DALOAF

Double the fall
When you're Bi and you still can't get laid Twice the power, double the fall

Just try it
Did you notice that after the zombie apocalypse the men disappeared? This means that we are better than them Ok, , bro Bite a zombie and see if it turns into a human

Why?
IF ANIMALS CAN DO IT AND INSECTS CAN DO IT WHY THE F*CK CAN'T YOU?!

So true
hair style that girls love OR hair style that girls hate OR

I want money
Therapist: Great work, your pern addiction is almost cured! *credit card declines* Therapist:

This is fact
WHAT GUYS THINK ABOUT WHEN WOMEN DO YOGA